May 2013
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everyday: i need new clothes
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
If you think expalining homosexuality to your kids is hard then you’re either an idiot or a shitty parent or both because when I was 4 I said ‘Daddy, can girls marry other girls?’ and he said ‘They’re not allowed to everywhere, but girls can love other girls and boys can love other boys’ and the only reply I made was ‘Why aren’t they allowed to marry each other if...
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I got to playing around in the kitchen yesterday and invented a new thing. It’s basically a pizza roll, and they’re pretty good.
I decided to do up ten or so to take over to the bar as a sample, and they went over pretty well with the regulars. I should have made more though, because some people wanted seconds.
The recipe needs a little work, because the sauce oozed out of some...
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nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
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ex-darling:
will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder
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the imperfect is our paradise: alrighty so here →
aasifmandvi:
hello friends
the Jon and Stephen tags have been getting pretty cluttered and repetitive recently and I miss being able to see neat photos of Stephen and Jon and actual cool content about them so we should start using these tags for y’know
actual fresh content and dialog so we…
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pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
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little-goose:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
How is...
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
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